Carlos: Cecil, hey. Um, it’s Carlos.
Here is what I found. Night Vale is a place that is difficult to leave, and difficult to enter, and connecting a place as weird as that with a place as weird as this was causing a lot of…strain ion linear time and space. So…those native to Night Vale, Dana, John, the angry woman in the Intern shirt, all had to return home, and the masked army all had to come back here, which they did. Just moments ago, the last of them came back through the door.
But then, as the last of the masked army members came through the door, it slammed shut and vanished. And I remembered that I am not from Night Vale.
Cecil, I don’t even remember how I got to Night Vale in the first place. I mean, where is Night Vale, even? But I promise I will find a way back. It’ll just take a couple of days, a week max.
I’ll be fine. I’m a scientist.
Cecil? A scientist is usually fine.
Maybe a few weeks, I don’t know.
The upside is Dana was right. I have had 97% battery all day, and decent reception! So we’ll at least get to talk every night.
Best of luck at home. I love you.